This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom
when distant relatives try to kiss you
When I try to kiss my boyfriend
LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE THING OH MY GOD
Pretty sure that cat is using its magical powers to turn the plants around itself orange for camouflage. Yup, that’s it.
They say Aslan is on the move.
No one’s ever told me that they couldn’t physically sleep because they were too busy thinking about me. I’m not saying that that is totally not corny and lame, because it is. But it might be the coolest lame and corny thing I could ever hear.
It’s a fucking bitch to get them out of it.
Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
• Nothing goes unanswered
• Send me anything (literally anything)
• Anon or not
• I’ll answer privately if ya want
dont ask me about 2009
lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america